Archive for 'Movie Reviews'

Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

June 12th, 2008 – 5:53 am Posted by: Kyle

In 1981 we were all introduced to archaeologist and hero Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Last Ark. Unless of course you lived in Czechoslovakia or Hungary – they didn’t see the film until 1985; a year after the sequel Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was released everywhere else.The Temple of Doom was [...]

Review: Drillbit Taylor

March 25th, 2008 – 1:39 am Posted by: Kyle

Drillbit Taylor is about three kids who hire a bodyguard to protect themselves from a high school bully…and yet, it isn’t really about bullying.
I left the cinema entertained and having lol-ed a fair bit, but as someone who had to put up with numerous jerks through primary school and high school, I couldn’t help [...]

Half-Life: What Has To Be Done

March 5th, 2008 – 11:28 pm Posted by: Kyle

Earlier this year a Half-Life fan fiction by a nine year old spawned a most ingenious machinma from Canandian filmmaker Djy1991. The film gained unanimous acclaim and delight dozens – nay, severals - of internet viewers. That film was Half-Life: Full Life Consequences. Its strong use of self-mockery, text, music and narration combined to create [...]

Review: Bella

February 27th, 2008 – 8:28 pm Posted by: Kyle
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Review: Juno

February 27th, 2008 – 8:26 pm Posted by: Kyle
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Review: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

February 16th, 2008 – 1:19 am Posted by: Kyle
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He kept a shop in London town
Of fancy clients and good renown
But what if none of their souls were saved?
They went to their maker impeccably shaved
By Sweeney
By Sweeney Todd
The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Starting life as a penny dreadful, Sweeney Todd was expanded upon and brought to the stage as a musical in 1979 by [...]

Review: National Treasure: Book of Secrets

January 18th, 2008 – 4:21 pm Posted by: Kyle

Jerry Bruckheimer might produce a lot of crap, but if he’s done any good in this world it has been the Pirates of the Caribbean films and the National Treasure films. National Treasure came out in 2004 and featured one of greatest (and admittedly, perhaps the most ridiculous) premise I’ve heard of in an adventure [...]

Review: Enchanted

January 11th, 2008 – 5:14 pm Posted by: Kyle

It’s been a long time since I’ve enjoyed a kids Disney movie. For the past few years the only good Disney have been doing is the Pirates of the Caribbean and releasing Pixar films. While that’s still pretty awesome, it’s been far too long since they’ve created a feature length animated children’s film that [...]

Review: The Golden Compass

December 29th, 2007 – 4:20 pm Posted by: Kyle

In 2000 there was a film called Memento which told the story of a man who’d lost his long term memory and could only retain fifteen minutes at a time and yet was trying to find his wife’s killer. Oh, and the film was told backwards. If Christopher Nolan was able to make such a [...]

Merry Christmas from the whole Space Meat team

December 25th, 2007 – 5:01 am Posted by: Liam

Well the title says it all folks, yes it’s Christmas Day. The day we get together with friends and family, exchange gifts, eat tons of food, and celebrate the holy birth of a great man… Sir Isaac Newton. But those are not the only Christmas traditions, no there are many more. Including the tradition of [...]